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Wings (Lucifer x reader) (Y/N) lounged on the motel room bed with her legs crossed at the ankles and a book in her hands. A sudden knock on the door however instantly startled (Y/N) out of the fantasy world she’d been indulged in, dropping the book as the young woman leapt to her feet while snatching a blade from the side table drawer out of instinct but when she opened the door a sigh of relief escaped her lips. Standing on the other side was Lucifer, a concept that to anyone else would have been terrifying but not to (Y/N) as she had been seeing the archangel for a while now. Despite (Y/N)’s delight at seeing her archangel some

very, Very, VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! Here are some random sayings me & my friends thought of that we think is funny. READ OR ELSE I SHALL DO NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- * I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. * This would be really funny if it wasn’t happening to me. * Guns don’t kill people. . . but they make it real easy. * Born free. . . taxed to death. * "The more people I meet, the more I like myself better." * A bartender is just like a pharmacist. . . but only with a limited inventory. * "I used to have a handle on life, bu